I hate my computer

Aside from the fact that the next computer I buy will be a Mac, I don't think I will be buying an HP again anytime soon. I've only had my computer for a year and a few months and it is getting ready to die out on me. It is very loud (as in sometimes I can't hear my own thoughts), it gets very hot on the bottom, my internal mouse doesn't work, my battery is shot and lasts no more then about 1.2 mins before shutting down after I unplug it, my sound sometimes goes out, my letters stick.... oh yeah.... and I get messages like this.... and sadly it isn't uncommon.